Happy Vi Cat!

Attention entire world! Hear my proclamation! I am Happy Vi Cat, Emperor of the Holy Fairy Tailian Empire and your only Ruler! Mavis has surrendered to me. As a result of this, I am in control of both the Dragon Force and the Etherion Weapons, and not even the Wizard Saints have the strength to oppose me now. If anyone dares to resist my supreme authority, they shall know the devastating powers of the Etherion's! Those who could challenge my Military Rule no longer exist. Yes, from this day, from this moment forward, the World belongs to me!  

Happy Vi Cat commands you! Obey me subjects! Obey me World!

ALL HAIL HAPPY.

ALL HAIL HAPPY.

ALL HAIL HAPP-... What am I doing with my life?

wtf... xD OP PLS NERF

*Pulls out an entire 300000 gallon tank of delicious fish*
You can have this if you give me the position of emperor~!

Attention Entire Guild! Hear my comment of friendship! I am Yajima vi old man of the cafe at the end of the street, and your only chef! The waiters have surrendered to me. As a result of this, I am in control of both the Kitchen and the tables. If anyone dares resist my supreme cooking skills they shall starve to death, they shall know the devastating power of the old men association! Now Happy I challenge you to a fight, and I shall win by the power of FRIENDSHIP!!!!
Now This old man asks you, help me defeat this evil cat.

All Hail Friendship.

All Hail Friendship.

All Hail Friend-.. I guess i could ask myself the same question.

Yajima, you shall kill me as promised. Right now all the Magical Power in the world is concentrated upon me as planned.
Then all you have to do is erase my existence...put an end to this chain of starvation by cooking.
The Wizard Saints will have the legend of Happy left behind for them. Mavis will work for Happy's subordinate, Yajima.
Now the world can be united at one table, not through violence and military force, but through ordering food and cooking.....it can embrace the future. And become one.

However, this is also a punishment for you...you will live on...always wearing that mask of deceit.
You will become the Knight for Justice & Truth and no longer live as Old Man Vi Yajima.You will sacrifice all of the simple pleasures of your life, for the happiness of this world....forever.

I refuse, seems like to much work, I just want to cook. You can keep your stupid power you evil cat.
P.S: I don't think Mavis would agree to that.

Happy, your drunk, as a Wizard saint and the founder of Fairy Tail, i Challange You!!

Natsu, your a little late sir.

Checkmate. Bluffing is an important act of all strategies. When people lie, they are doing it to protect the ones they love. However... Happy Vi Cat commands you...all of you...COOK ME FISH!!

Yajima, please understand since Happy is my Exceed partner i will stop him.

Sorry I am blind, but ill be cooking anyways.

Natsu I guess if you really want him stop him be my guest, I'll just be cooking.

Do you have any fire on your menu, i need some

Fire of friendship coming up!

ok, just don't make it extra crispy

Sorry Yajima, tomatoes and cats don't come in a set. Try stopping me if you can. But, the moment you try, is the moment you die. Furthermore, if the king doesn't move, then his subjects won't follow. You are in a position that you can't get out of. I, Happy Vi Cat, win. Good game, well played.

That will be 10 million yen, I'm a stingy old man, even friends don't eat free

unfortunately Happy, a king does not have to move to win, I shall make my move at the best time, and feed all my men in the process.

Your men can't resist jumping on the bandwagon. They hear a well-grounded buzz word, and off they go joining me. Mavis yearned for "yesterday". You yearn for "today". I yearn for "tomorrow".

Terrorism is nothing but childish harassment...your enemies are not Fairy Tailians, but Mavis himself!! This is war and what you need is an army, therefore your men will join me.. They need a leader.. A leader that can actually make strategic moves.

While we feast you shall starve, this is what will happen in the end it's best to surrender now Happy vi Cat before not only your men but you to starve. My men shall never "jumping on the bandwagon." unless they would like to starve to death, food motivates people if you did not know.

P.s: I have 100 tons of fish waiting for you with your name on it.

Happy's Stratagie: Smack them all with Fish!!